Nocturnal Enlistment / by Courtney Mehlhaff

I’m going to tell you a very short story about how I may be funnier asleep than awake.

I had a dream that I ran into someone I knew, and that person was wearing camouflage pants.

So I said, “What’s the matter? Feeling fatigued?”

I’ll be here in REM all week, ladies and gentlemen. Remember to tip your waitress.