Over Christmas break, I played a rousing game of Cards Against Humanity with my family and some neighborhood friends.
If you're unfamiliar with this game, it features wildly inappropriate, very random, and quite possibly offensive words and concepts that you use to fill in the blanks of hypothetical sentences.
Those with a twisted sense of humor enjoy it. My family finds it hilarious.
On this particular night, someone played a card with the phrase "Having anuses for eyes."
And in a stroke of sheer genius, one of our friends piped up with, "I can't see shit!"